Hand Hat

Unknown origin. Word fortold by the chosen one Gbef. If anyone were to say it at a party where alcohol is being consumed, he will be the next Jesus Christ.

DO ME THE HAND HAT.

WHERE IS DO ME THE HAND HAT.

by arflock gebefkov September 6, 2011

Hat Hooker

A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.

That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.

by Tom Jankadewdle June 1, 2011

Fuck it hat

When you are completely over something and have no more fucks to give, and just say “fuck it”

Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.

Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Double-hatting

The act of wearing two condoms to practice extra-safe sex

"I ain't having no baby, you'd better be double-hatting or you ain't going in"

by DJ Cull June 13, 2015

hat ke

Offbeat, different from usual. Only used in a complimentary sense.

That was a hat ke movie. I loved it.

by desichhora July 13, 2012

clown hat

The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.

The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.

by elspicyjack June 18, 2009

crack hat

Like a beer hat, but with crack cocaine

James: I just pictured you in a beer hat
Lucy: Why not a crack hat?

by polopice February 3, 2008