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gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway
That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater
by Mat the rat January 24, 2018
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Gnome

A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.
My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!
by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022
mugGet the Gnomemug.

pseudo gnome

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.
Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
by aqaqa11111 October 13, 2016
mugGet the pseudo gnomemug.

Gnome

The gnome is a mischievous little creature it says.
(Clears voice box)
I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed
It originally is from holland (Netherlands)(gnome land)
I am Dutch so I’m from holland. I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.
Got you there hay
by Lord nightshade March 27, 2019
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Chrome 'a' gnome

My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
mugGet the Chrome 'a' gnomemug.

Gnome Sprinkles

n. urban dictionary words and definitions that contain superior language that reveals a truth or piece of wisdom.
Wow! That word/definition is covered in Gnome Sprinkles.
by randomglowstick November 23, 2015
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Watering the gnomes

doing a task that is pointless
Friend- “Yo whatchu been up to today?”
Me- “Nothing, just been watering the gnomes lately”
by Pseudonein12 July 24, 2025
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