Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler

A dude (usually named Thomas) who claims he’s loyal but ends up cheating on his girlfriend with someone from Grove Street. Known for late night minge rubbing link ups, lying through his teeth, and acting confused when caught. May also be spotted saying “she started getting sexual with me” while lying to his girlfriend

“Bro, why is Thomas always ‘just helping with homework’ on Grove Street?”
“Man’s a certified Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler.”
“He pulled a full on Thomas with that one. Emma deserves better.”

by Jordan Browne June 5, 2025

Glizzy

Taking a shit in the woods/backcountry.

He took a glizzy behind an old stump after eating chili the night before.

by Ju2t3azy December 2, 2022

Glizzy

Depending on the context...its a hot dog, a gun or a penis

I put ketchup and mustard on my glizzy (hot dog)

If you need the glizzy(gun) u can take mine

She was all on my gat/glizzy last night (penis)

by anonymous December 12, 2022

Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022

Glizzy

a dick

give this glizzy to yo daughter

by sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh January 1, 2023

Glizzy Eyes

A fella who can’t keep his eyes off the glizzy

That Shirley really has the glizzy eyes

by LilSkimmyB January 4, 2023

glizzy

gun or a dick

don’t make me pull out the glizzy cos either way you’re getting fucked

by thcx July 17, 2023