Children

Give you a reason to run away

That boi ran as fast as he could when he saw that he had children.

by Your dads 3rd teacher February 1, 2019

Children

demons. It needs no over explanation.

The children were very annoying.

by allchildsaredemon. April 18, 2021

YOUR Children

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...

Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

Children

Stupid little shits who don't know how to sit down for five minutes

I don't want any children

by anonymous May 6, 2022

Children's Day

June 24th is a Children's day because that is the day when ROE V wade was strikes down by the Supreme Court making abortion illegal, Now everybody celebrates the saved lives and birth of millions of children.

Hey bro come to my house for the cookout it's Children's day

by Theofficialdenz June 24, 2022

khatumo children

Khatumo children represent the Reer-Darawiish community

they're Khatumo children

by Bobbystrurrew January 24, 2024

Cameron's Children

Cameron is very sporty and also he is married to the deputy prinicble of a school, he alway says "i suffed the cold winter melbourne nights" and also "#ALF is life". he is the DILFenator and nobody can be better. he looks like brad pitt and he most likely has dentures.

person 1: omg look at cameron's childrens legs while he kicks that ALF ball
Perosn 2: OMG THEY ARE SO MUSCLY
person 2: yeah but they are the size of my thumb

by jericc is my son September 22, 2022