by Marie Bethaliz February 5, 2010
Get the luxury taxmug. Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.
Also see toochis tax
Also see toochis tax
-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 1, 2009
Get the tittie taxmug. Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.
"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
Get the girlfriend taxmug. Today my internet stopped working. I've been troubleshooting various things for the past few hours, and I'm not sure I've accomplished anything. I think the problem is upstream from me, but I didn't get to this conclusion before unplugging, uninstalling, restarting, cursing, for a few hours. I almost redesigned my network topology in the process. What a high Geek Tax!
Of course the next tax will surely be in the form of re-installing windows or something like that.
Of course the next tax will surely be in the form of re-installing windows or something like that.
by Rich Kreider July 16, 2008
Get the geek taxmug. by mabellll October 11, 2023
Get the fanum taxmug. An image of a cat as a gesture of gratitude to someone that had done you a favor or is in the process of doing you a favor. Usually to remove any sign of sarcasm.
by BenderIsGreat32 January 2, 2017
Get the Cat Taxmug. That thing foreigners complain about when shopping in the US.
“Why does the tag say $15 but it rings up as $15.75?”
“Yeah, that’s because of sales tax.”
Another way for the government to rob you.
Fun fact: not all US states have sales tax
“Why does the tag say $15 but it rings up as $15.75?”
“Yeah, that’s because of sales tax.”
Another way for the government to rob you.
Fun fact: not all US states have sales tax
“Gee I just hate that the price on the tag doesn’t match up at the register.”
“Move to New Hampshire! They don’t have sales tax!”
“Move to New Hampshire! They don’t have sales tax!”
by devweth April 14, 2020
Get the sales taxmug.