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Flush the Duck

Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.
I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...
by Radient May 28, 2018
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Plunger flush

When you take a dump that requires a plunger in order to flush the toilet
Omg. All that Mexican food made me have to take a plunger flush.
by rhasson77 March 22, 2019
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Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019
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I’m finna flush

When someone says “ I’m finna flush ” they basically saying they gonna roasts you, ‘get on Your life
Rylee: shut yo 1,2,3,4,5 head ahh boay

Zion: Wait hold up because now I’m finna flush
by theehazel March 6, 2019
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no flush

no flush if u flush ur nasty simple
are you in no flush gang?

of course why wouldm't i be !
by noflusher123 August 27, 2019
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funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky
“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet
“Corrr that was a funky flush
by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019
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royal flush

Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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