floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017

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Vanilla-float

When ejaculation enters the anus and flows back out into someone's mouth, gargled and used as tooth paste...thus a vanilla-float

I did a vanilla-floatwith my chick last night and quickly realized that I'm a disgusting human being .

by Personal sex terms March 7, 2017

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Float Back Mountain

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.

-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.

- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?

by Krqkan September 24, 2016

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floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.

She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.

by Foxcraft August 30, 2016

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Super Dope Float

-Something to compare an awesome situation to

-The ultimate of all scenarios

-The only description to describe an event that can't be messed up no matter what shit goes on following

Person 1: "Dude I just got tickets to the B.o.B. concert at XU!"

Person 2: "That's a Super Dope float!!"

Person 1: "Your mom is a Super Dope Float in bed bruh bruh."

Person 2: "Dick Ass."

by King of NA July 27, 2011

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