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fashionaholic 

(n.) State in which a person is undeniable, uncontrollably and incurably addicted to anything fashion related. The person may experience constant shopping, online shopping, window shopping or wishing they were shopping. Other symptoms include making their own clothes, drawing clothes, talking about clothes and touching and smelling clothes. Failure to achieve these while in the state of being a fashionaholic may end in constant and excessive crying, shouting, screaming and/or hyperventilation.
Fashionaholics are always fashionably put together, are rarely ever behind in the fashion "what nows" and practically worship top name designers.
fashionaholic by swimbird September 5, 2010
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fashiongasm

When someone freaks out and has a type of orgasm related to fashion.
Usually experienced by someone who is obsessed with fashion and/or beauty products.

Sometimes involves crying, excessive longing and/or going into debt.
Dani had a fashiongasm when she saw a bright pink blazer on her favorite blog and quickly maxed out her credit card online shopping in response.
fashiongasm by tulipstokissyouwith November 18, 2011

Old fashioned bicycle 

The male lays down on his back on an excercise bench or other long bench of some sort and the female sits on his dick while moving her legs like riding a bicycle. The female can ”shift gears” by standing up and giving the dick a nice twist.
“How was the gym?”

“It was awesome, I gave my personal trainer the old fashioned bicycle. I think I forgot to clean up the bench. Shit”
Old fashioned bicycle by Pill Dickle September 11, 2018

Mr. Fashionista 

A male or homosexual male that loves fashion and by all mean will do ANYTHING to get high fashion clothing. Antae' Burgeon - Hermes would be considered a male Lil Kim. Lil Kim would be Mrs. Fashionista and Antae' Burgeon- Hermes would be Mr. Fashionista.
Lil Kim would be considered Mrs. Fasionista in the entertainment industry. Antae' Burgeon-Hermes is considered Mr. Fashionista in the urban industry which is considered "the hood".

Fashinkle 

To Fart, Shit, and Tinkle all at the same time.
I need to get out of here, I have to Fashinkle.
Fashinkle by StinkyWinky015 May 15, 2010

An Old Fashioned 

A good old fashioned H.J. resulting in a release of cremé freaysh.
Sharron! Thank God! have you seen my cremé freaysh... Hey what are you doing? Hwoah! an old fashioned?" splurt... "Love you Sharron
An Old Fashioned by IHATELEBRON!!! November 20, 2010

Good Old Fashioned Cola 

A highly prized item that is well known for its ability to see you through any sort of zombie apocalypse.
"He said he wants some Good Old Fashioned Cola!"

- Coach on a man inside his zombie proof bunker.
Good Old Fashioned Cola by The Bawss September 28, 2010