Faith

The false representation of unverified propositions or baseless superstitions as truth.

"A big part of my faith is believing that Jesus rose bodily from the dead."

by VeridicusX July 18, 2013

Farthammer

Germanic, das fartzenheimer. Refers to an ancient Nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous anal sex to produce an astounding amount of pent up anal gasses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. The Nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. But, the enemy commonly succumbed to the fetid cloud.

After the party, Elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his butt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

faithist

A person who discriminates towards a person or group of people solely dependent on their faith, beliefs or religion.
- Used in place of racist when applicable.

Person one - "Jews are so cheap."
Person two - "Why do you have to be a faithist?"

"Mr. Jones says all Catholics are drunks... he is a straight up faithist."

by Randy D. January 9, 2008

faithful

Undying and relentless support for an individual or group of individuals, a sentiment that can easily span 86 years.

Yet still we are faithful; to steal the title of a movie that played in New England this past spring, still we believe. Tonight we'll once again fill the old green church of baseball on Lansdowne Street, in some part because it's the only church of baseball on Lansdowne Street, in some part because it's the only church of baseball we have; in large part because--even on mornings like this, when the clean-shaven Yankee Corporate Creed seems to rule the hardball universe--it's still the only church of baseball we can really love. No baseball team has ever come back from a three-games-to-none deficit to win a postseason series, but a couple of hockey teams have done it, and we tell ourselves it has to happen sooner or later for a baseball team, it just has to. We tell ourselves Derek Lowe has one more chance to turn 2004 from tragickal to magickal. We tell ourselves it's just one game at a time. We tell ourselves the impossible can start tonight. -Steven King in FAITHFUL, a chronicle of the 2004 season, on Red Sox fans going into Game 4 of the ALCS

by Mav1744 May 30, 2006

Faith

The belief that you can count on those you care about. Having faith in someone implies that they care enough about you to come through for you when it really matters. Examples include friends, family, comrades, and leaders.

While not theistic in nature, faith has recently been bastardized by organized religions for public matters when the word "religion" might spark negative connotation (now why would that be?) This beautiful concept is being slowly destroyed and its meaning changed by the P.C. world of today.

1. I had faith that my friend would back me up when the fists started flying, and I was not disappointed.

2. "In other news, a faith-based initiative has been raised to erect a plaque of the ten commandments in the Supreme Court. Proponents claim this is not a violation of the First Amendment."

by MacBadger December 8, 2009

Faith Hilling

The act of taking a picture while making fake boobs with your shirt.

Cartman was faith hilling.

by oh long johnson August 18, 2012

Faith Goldy

A Canadian media whore famous for pandering to incels and white supremacists. Ironically because of her Greek heritage, the very people she courts wouldn’t even consider her white, she’d be classified as a wog.

Oh hey look, it’s Wogsupremacist Barbie, Faith Goldy!

by WalkingEagle September 20, 2019