Jack Falcon

Jack Falcon is a famous tiktoker with many fans. He plays basketball and sometimes dresses up as Kel from omori. He is in love with Luxxezi.
Jack Falcon is so goofy and silly!

Jack Falcon and Lux are dating!

UGH YOU ARE SUCH A JACK FALCON (derogatory)

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by weezerpinkertonlol April 10, 2023
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suck a falcon

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.
Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!
by Mr Krayons February 12, 2012
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Floor Falcon

A female who spends their time surfing from couch to couch but still thinks their fine af
Fuck Lisa, that floor falcon looking bitch
by ToughCookie July 19, 2019
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Fly as a Falcon

When something is really cool or you like it. Falcons are also the fastest flying birds.
Tanner: Yo, Brody I like your new shoes, those are fly as a falcon!
Brody: what the fuck did you just say?
by Mike_ockslong October 16, 2018
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Ignonicus Falcon

This majestic bird species which is found on Northern California (more specifically Mill Valley). This falcon has a special bird call that it screams at the top of its lungs to attract its soulmate. It goes AAAAAAAAOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAA. Look for this special bird call and send in pictures if found to ignonicusfalconhuntress@gmail.com
Look over there, its an Ignonicus Falcon!
by MrsTwinklePuss May 11, 2017
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gayhomo falcon

gayhomo falcon(GYRFALCON'S HAUBERK) is a destiny 2 exotic thats mid
im using gayhomo falcon(GYRFALCON'S HAUBERK) on my void hunter build
by Guffloe March 22, 2023
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Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
by JustinBelieber06001 January 09, 2012
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