Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.
When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the The Falcon Punchmug. Being a perv
by KenjiDaClown July 17, 2022
Get the Falcon Vibesmug. by Falcon last name October 29, 2019
Get the Falconmug. by Tom TNT March 12, 2024
Get the falconmug. Tanner: Yo, Brody I like your new shoes, those are fly as a falcon!
Brody: what the fuck did you just say?
Brody: what the fuck did you just say?
by Mike_ockslong October 15, 2018
Get the Fly as a Falconmug. by thaonfga April 24, 2017
Get the blue falconmug. 