Felix'd 

A baseball term for when a pitcher pitches an absolute gem of a game but gets zero run support from his offense, which leads to him undeservedly getting a no-decision or loss. Named after Seattle Mariners pitcher Felix Hernandez, who had the fewest wins out of any Cy Young award winning pitcher in a non-shortened season until Jacob deGrom in 2018.

"Hey, did you see deGrom's start today?"
"No, how'd he do?"
"He struck out 14 against the Marlins. Gave up only one run as well."
"That's my ace! How did the Mets offense do?"
"Uh... well..."
"He got Felix'd, didn't he?"
"Yes."
"God damn it."

Felix'd by fhern June 12, 2022

Felix Harrison

When a young boy who is really fucking small for his age, like really fuckin small human being. Starts sticking his small cock inside one of his cats while fondling the other cat's titties. Every time you do this your penis shrinks by 1 inch but gets more veins.

Yesterday my friend pulled a Felix Harrison.

Felix Harrison by Felix's Cat August 15, 2022

Felix Elizondo 

he is the best ever

i want to kiss Felix Elizondo

Felix Elizondo by felixe September 5, 2022

felix and mimi 

felix and mimi best duo ever created

omg omg it’s felix and mimi the best people on planet earth

felix and mimi by elhssa September 11, 2022

Felix the cat 

That ONE cartoon character that people keep about how he was the first balloon in the Macy's Parade, even though he did NOT appear until 1931, and balloons weren't in the parade until 1928.

oH mY gOd fElIx tHe cAt wAs tHe fIrSt bAlLoOn iN tHe mAcY's tHaNkSgIvInG dAy pArAdE - some random idiot on CBS

Felix the cat by SomeRandomGuyWhoFoundThisPlace November 27, 2022

Felix with P90 

U better don't meet him. He can use his P90 over 500m AND HEADSHOOT U. GOD HAS BLESSED HIS P90.

dont tell me saw Felix with P90

Felix with P90 by Cool guy go to be man December 2, 2022

Felix Steiner 

A one time German SS Obergruppenführer (Basically a Lieutenant General or Major General) during the 2nd World War.
Became known for his role during the "Battle of Berlin" for refusing to obey Hitler's order to launch a suicidal charge against a much larger Soviet Force. When Hitler learned of this, suffered a complete nervous breakdown

Thanks to the 2004 film "Downfall" (Der Untergang)
his name has become a meme

Felix Steiner. A brilliant Commander now reduced to a meme, thanks to that film Downfall.

Felix Steiner by Cripplehawk February 14, 2023