Erection enemy

Someone who sends you an unsolicited dick pic, especially on Facebook Messenger.
This guy keeps sending me pictures of his junk randomly. He’s definitely an erection enemy!
by May 26, 2023
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NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
by BeckyJean 603 August 05, 2022
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Erect Snowballs

When you rub your cum all over your nutsack and have your partner suck the nut off
John: Dave, how was your first date?

Dave: it was fucking gold, we were having hot steamy sex and she gave me the erect snowballs!
by Petergrabbonmynuts November 01, 2021
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Emotionally Erect

When your mental state has heightened to pure Euphoria, due to either extreme attraction or immense excitement
I know its only been six dates, but whenever I'm around her I'm emotionally erect.
by Cheeks1+ May 25, 2024
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financial erection

When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.
Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
by lolafier December 19, 2016
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Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.
My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.
by Frank Palace June 28, 2022
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