gender envy

Kim Sunoo

person a: dude Kim Sunoo gives me so much gender envy
person b: what are you on

by ceo of :3 November 19, 2023

Wheelie envy

When you bust out a mad wheelie on a Harley Davidson street glade and your friend refuses to accept the awesomeness of its existence.

Look what J just did with his harley, jrod must have wheelie envy based on his comments!

by Jmk501 April 21, 2018

Victim Envy

When a member of a group that has historically oppressed others sees the general public having empathy for oppressed people, they become jealous of that attention and they engage in mental gymnastics so that they can see themselves as some type of victim

People like to pretend there’s a war on Christmas because they have victim envy

“Why can’t I be proud to be white?”

by Posternutbag811 November 16, 2023

Head envy

Personal envy towards another person due to their cranial diameter.

Greg has head envy towards me because he has such a bucket head and mine is the perfect size.

by Bigsexy1206 November 21, 2016

Freeness Envy

Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)

1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.

Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.

by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013

Penis Envy

The root cause of angry feminists

Veronica acts like a total SJW because she's got hella Penis Envy

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

whip envy

When you wish you owned an expensive or modified car or suv you see on the street. whip, car, pimp my ride, suv, tricked out, modified, modified ride, DUB, Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bentley, Rolls Royce, envy, crave, love, passion, customize, customized ride, West Coast Customs

I saw a blacked out Mercedes S Class with chrome wheels at the store. I had a major case of whip envy.

by joecoolthefool July 17, 2017