mac envy 

What the thousands of down-voters on the mac envy "word of the day" post have.

Upstanding citizen 1: I was surprised to see how many urban dictionary users were afflicted with mac envy.

Upstanding citizen 2: Seriously!

mac envy by macuser9 December 21, 2010

Ink Envy

The feeling that washes over a person who already has tattoos, when someone else shows them a nice recently done tattoo.

Asshat # 1: "Check out my latest tatt!"
Asshat # 2: "That's awesome, I totally have a case of ink envy, bastard."

Ink Envy by Uniblogger January 24, 2011

Quake Envy 

The jealousy you feel when there was an earthquake but you didn't feel it.

"Hey man did you feel that earthquake last night?"
"What? There was an earthquake last night? Dammit I should've been there!"
"What you have is 'Quake Envy'"

Quake Envy by LetThereBeRock1212 August 26, 2011

Wank Envy 

After finishing a wank using only your imagination, the feeling of resentment after realizing there would have been a better person to wank over.

Damn! Just blew a load and could have been thinking of Mila Kunis.. I have a serious case of wank envy.

Wank Envy by PT123 March 15, 2013

penis hair envy 

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

penis hair envy by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

Major Envy

When the sentiment of envy is held by one university student towards another because the other has a seemingly better major. This most often occurs during times of high workload, and is more commonly felt by science majors towards liberal arts majors. It can be a manifestation of the 'grass is greener' phenomenon.

Dude I'm feeling major envy for Kevin right now - he's already finished all his work for the year.

Major Envy by CaptainKanuk January 12, 2011

Gender Envy 

Nikki Sixx

Man, Nikki Sixx gives me hella gender envy!

Gender Envy by marsman June 24, 2021