Flaming Eggroll

The flaming eggroll is like the pink sock, however, the recipient needs to have hemi's so that the rectum is experiencing a burning sensation. The prolapsed rectum looks just like the pink sock, however has a flame red tint due to the itching and burning hemi's. The hemi's may also resemble any food matter that may be extruded from an overcooked eggroll. AKA...The Flaming Eggroll.

Dude, your slutty pregnant wife had a flaming eggroll after I cornholed her turd cutter last night.

by The BBBP's July 1, 2008

two eggs and a cock

A literal phrase describing a lone rooster with his two eggs. This can be used as a substitute for "lone wolf and cub" for rogues and loners who look after and take care of two vulnerable young children. The phrase can also be reinterpreted and used as a double entendre that alludes to a man's reproductive organs.

The hen croaked her last two eggs and the rooster stood their alone; they're now just two eggs and a cock.

His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.

Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!

by lancezinnuendos October 22, 2008

Mexican Eggroll

When you take a tortilla, lather salsa on it, then beat your dick with it like it owes you money.

Extremely eager for some action, Bobby performed a Mexican Eggroll at the dinner table because he hadn't had sex with his girlfriend in months.

by HerbinAteAvore November 30, 2013

Preggo My Eggo

Having sex with a pregnant chick in an attempt to impregnate an already fertilized egg. This act requires a long penis to reach the egg and massive amounts of healthy semen to give the egg no choice but to be fertilized twice.

Ashley really wants triplets so she told Brad to Preggo My Eggo.

by BeeToTheRyan June 17, 2016

eggloaf

a dish created by Ammar Rai in his GT XPress 101 machine (As seen on TV!) using eggs, roman meal bread, jalapeno cheese, and nuts (optional) - Served with Ketchup and Hummus on the side.

yo that eggloaf was dope! make me another!

by Ammar Rai June 7, 2005

sausage and eggs breakfast

When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).

Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.

by Eric Dick January 2, 2008

cum fried eggs

when a guy shoves a raw egg inside a girls vag/a guy's ass and then fucks them really hard until the egg breaks then she stands over a frying pan while the eggs drip into it.

fry the eggs with lots of jizz, and yummyness

then enjoy a romantic dinner for two with lots of roses and cum fried eggs

omfg that gorgeous guy in grade 12 that does dance with a hole in his ear made me some taasty cum fried eggs last night!

by jadesapenis May 13, 2010