dusty home

someone who hasn’t grown since highschool

“Damn she a dusty home”

by slayqueenxoxo November 05, 2022

a dusty tucker

When you push your dick back against your taint and it gets stuck so you end up sharting on it

Dude I wedged my dick and balls between my legs last night but I couldn’t get them out so I gave myself a dusty tucker on accident

by Ephwan January 11, 2021

dusty mayonnaise

The tiktoker @natorgator smells like dusty mayonnaise. It is dusty, and mayoee.

Me; Nate smells like dusty mayonnaise!

by Ratlex June 07, 2020

Dusty Router

When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.

"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"

"Door open?"

"You know it."

by Positive Control February 25, 2018

Dusty Glacier

The act of ejaculating into an ice cube tray, putting it in the freezer and then shoving them into a girl's ass one at a time.

Dithy was so horny last night she had me give her the old Dusty Glacier last night.

by dithy5 October 14, 2019

Dusty Bloke

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.

"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"

by Charlie bearded dragon November 19, 2015

dusty money

Money that you find underneath the couch cushions.

Homies and I used some dusty money to hit up fourth meal at Taco Bell after killing three grandfather roaches.

by Frostyballz July 21, 2014