Ace Deuce

A turd that comes out clean (nothing on your wipe), with a slightly rubbery texture, avoiding skidmarks and allowing it to fall so deep into the porthole so you don't even have to look at it.

Did you use the bathroom in Grandma's room? She's gonna be ticked... "No worries, it was an ace deuce she'll never even know I was there."

by Mooglytonkers November 20, 2019

Heather Deuce

The evil Heather. Counter part of Heather Ace.

Heather Deuce can HCPD pretty well... she's so awesome...

by Heather Deuce February 12, 2005

Deuce Bag

Douche Bag + Two Timer

Someone who cheats even though they are seriously lucky to have one partner.

"Woah, I can't believe he cheated on such a nice girl when he is so fat and ugly."

"What a total deuce bag!"

by melanie car June 12, 2007

Deuce Fairy

A person who goes around dropping, hot steamy shits in computers.

Devin is a Deuce Fairy he deuced the chairman of the Computer Tech Department’s computer.

by James king May 31, 2004

deuce-deuces

another term for 22-inch rims

white kid: Did you see that sick ass Expedizzle skirting on deuce-deuces?

black kid: Why the fuck do you even open your mouth?

by big body Benz June 12, 2006

sling a deuce

Same as dropping a deuce

"yo, hang out for a bit...i gotta sling a deuce

by Teh Sheik May 20, 2005

deuce

A form of sayin goodbye..mostly used in teenagers..and when they are leaving they "throw up" the pointer and middle finger and say the expression," Deuce" which just means, "see you later".....kind of like saying, "peace out!"

Saying as leaving a group of friends and throwing up the pointer and middle finger........
"chunk deuce"

by da names [Marilyn] December 28, 2005