designated diary

When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.

"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."

by Asa_Kat October 20, 2009

Design your Universe

An amazing work of art released by Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica in 2009.

Poser: I fucking LOVE Evanescence!
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)

by IDontLikeJigaboos May 6, 2011

design drift

When the original website design wireframes have little resemblance to the finished product due to having too many stakeholders with competing visions of the requirements.

The indecisive client, two new product owners and an offshore technology team led to the website vision spinning off into widening gyres of design drift.

by PavlovBadjewski August 23, 2017

Spatial Design

The design of spaceships and other intergalactic modes of transport

Hey Joe, did you know there is an occupation where you can design spaceships? It's called spatial design.

by J O E L March 8, 2020

jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one

Well-known quote by Socrates

"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates

by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020

Web Design Class

Worst class ever you could attend. Don’t ever join Web Design. It’s basically 7th grade repeated again but it’s 11th and 12th graders. Also feels like a SPED class. You have to be Racist, homophobic, antisemtic,Zionist, etc to fit in. Maybe an over exaggeration… MAYBE. Everyday some drama happens and if you are the chosen one, you’ll be picked on not only by students but by the teacher! Mentally ill people fr. Also, if you are not American white, 50/50 chance you will be hated for your entire 3 years. Next year may be different, but that’s up to God himself. I’m praying for anyone who’s joining next year. God bless and stay safe.

Don’t join the web design class bro, there’s a reason why it’s the most hated class.

by thekingofmemes April 18, 2024

designer poverty

'designer poverty' is a man that makes poor financial decisions by wearing branded clothes, chains & watches but living on his Mums' floor dodging bailiffs.

Mandem - "Rah, check that yout out mans got more diamonds around his neck than Rwanda"
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."

by Theo Mulenga April 2, 2020