Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020
Get the Desert Grasshoppermug. by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018
Get the vietnamese bean desertmug. noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017
Get the vagina desertmug. Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...
Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.
Friend 1: What about Instagram?
Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.
Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.
Friend 1: What about Instagram?
Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.
by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012
Get the dry mouth desertmug. by massive_schlong August 13, 2018
Get the tossing a desert saladmug. by German ww1 soldier August 25, 2022
Get the Desert Eaglemug. When players in a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server dig all of the sand off of the desert biome, leaving the sandstone floating behind.
by Moving_Wine_Addicted January 4, 2024
Get the Desert Skeletonmug.