Stuck in the desert

When you really like the desert duo, aka Grian and Scar from 3rd life amp or Double life smp. From the life series.

"I escaped the poppy and lilac field, but now I am stuck in the desert

by Froggy.io November 2, 2025

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Desert rash

A broad term for when a patch of your skin is dry and irritated but you don't know why/what it is

"What is this red patch on my leg?" "Desert rash."

by Vcats December 17, 2025

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Desert Dipper

When one dips their ball sack in sand before performing a classic teabag

“Russ was being such a dick last night before passing out, Brian was totally justified giving him a desert dipper from the sand trap on the 16th hole

by Sandyballs47 June 3, 2024

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Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.

Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.

by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024

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desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.

We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024

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