cuban fries

fries in Cuba. attempt at an American food in a communist country gone terribly wrong

Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx

by skerpal November 9, 2019

Cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a woman’s asshole, then letting her push out the contents into a breakfast bowl.

I made my girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. That shit was fire!

by arylius November 29, 2020

The Cuban pass

The Cuban equivalent of "the 'n' word pass" for people of color. It allows a person of Cuban descent to be excluded from ridicule or incendiary comments based on their status of being from the island of Cuba.

Bro don't worry. I know it sounds kinda mean but he gave me the Cuban pass

by Stein1856 October 16, 2019

Cuban crackhead

These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.

Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.

by Cuban crackhead September 21, 2019

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

Cuban Pancake

When a person of Cuban descent, drops a deuce on the chest of their partner, creating a shit pancake.

Ariana dropped a massive load on Dale's chest and then squatted down and created a plate sized Cuban Pancake.

by Cabron48 October 22, 2018

cuban missile crisis

me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks

alex mcmillen is the cuban missile crisis

by anonymous March 26, 2022