crust

Someone who shows up to every social event without actually being invited. Although not particularly hated, most people would prefer it if they weren't there.

Damn Daniel, why you such a crust?

by kickthesquid May 12, 2016

crust

V. To fully consume or complete something and enjoy it thoroughly

Man that pizza was good... I crusted it.

I've been watching a few animes, but I crusted JJK in a couple days.

by YummoTummo April 26, 2024

Cheesis Crust

The GOD of cheese

All hail Cheesis Crust or be smited by cheese

by Cheesis Crust September 18, 2020

Crust

Different types of crust: Butt crust, Period crust, and poop crust, and perhaps pee crust

“ Hi I would like to eat crust today please”
“ I’m crust”

by Crust01 July 28, 2025

Storm Crust

Residue and debris left from a storm that may have passed. Could consist of dirty windows, debris, dusty doors, damaged outerwear etc.

My windshield was so dirty with storm crust, that I thought I saw a buffalo running across the road!

by Breezy Webster February 20, 2019

Bust that Crust

When a woman has gone so long without intercourse, that her vagina has crusted shut. By sticking your penis in her, you bust the crust and she is ready for love

She’s not a bad looking older lady. I’d bust that crust.

by Buttplug_Barney December 8, 2021

Double crust

Explains the relation when a man is deeply friendzoned by a woman he just wants as a f*** buddy. It's hard to penetrate through the "double crust"

I thought listening to her problems would make us closer. I don't want a relationship I just want to pork her. Now I've hit a double crust.

by Chessna November 24, 2013