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crack mansion

Refers to a place in high society where people go to buy and smoke crack. -- As made famous in the show Futurama.
Now that I'm rich I will no longer have to sit around in that crack house; I can goto a crack mansion and be waited on hand and pipe.
by NiteShift October 4, 2004
mugGet the crack mansionmug.

Crack-ho

A member of the female sex who delights in the pleasures of illicit drugs, espically cocaine of a cheepened baking soda variety.
"Hey Jim...look over there that crack ho is so nasty. damn!
by Ja Ja binx September 18, 2003
mugGet the Crack-homug.

crack snacker

Lesbian. A female who snacks on the crack of another female.
"Ellen and Anne are a couple of crack snackers."
by thedogsbollocks June 20, 2005
mugGet the crack snackermug.

leftover crack

Leftover Crack (n.) 1: A non-existent thing.

2: An awesome punk/ska band originating from New York City. AKA Choking Victim.
I can't stop listening to Leftover Crack after that incredible show they played!
by Aaron July 5, 2003
mugGet the leftover crackmug.

crack claw

A nail on the smallest finger which is significantly longer than the nails on the other fingers; so named for the practice of crackheads leaving this nail long so they can spoon up and snort coke from it.
Damn girl, Ryneesha need to file that pinky down! She look like she growin' out a crack claw or some shit!
by nacchi June 26, 2008
mugGet the crack clawmug.

Crack Whoring

1. The process whereby a group of men go looking for sex with drug addicted prostitues in the ghetto.

2. When well-paid pro football players, just days before a superbowl game, get arrested in Miami while cruising for drugged up prostitutes in the ghetto (this really happened!!),

3. The act whereby dumbass bachelor party participants who are too cheap and too stupid to pay for real hookers/strippers will instand op to find much cheaper (and more dangerous) hookers who are willing to have sex for the price of their next drug fix
Bob: I want to have sex, but we're too dumb, lazy, fat, ugly and broke to get any hot girls without having to pay for it.

Tom: I know - let's call up the guys and go crack whoring in the ghetto.

Bob: Yeah! Because if we go with a bunch of dorky looking white and/or asian guys we won't get mugged, beatin' and robbed by the Homies when we cruising through the hood looking for skanks.
by viking2121 May 8, 2009
mugGet the Crack Whoringmug.

crack cake

any type of cake that is so good that it becomes as addictive as crack, but does not contain crack, but is amazingly tasty.
So Chris made some crack cake and brought it into the lounge today, and everyone attacked him for a piece, because it was so delicious.
by scholar328161 April 25, 2010
mugGet the crack cakemug.

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