cough about nothing

Speak nonsense. Used when an information is beyond stupid.

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!

by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023

climate cough

A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.

I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!

I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.

My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.

by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023

Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.

PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!

by lukas1337 December 5, 2023

Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup

1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”

by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023

cough it

To give the presumed “it” to the person questioning.

Yo, i got a nude from Cindy.

Well cough it bro

by Al Chapo November 22, 2018

Bitch Cough

When someone has a slight cough and calls it laryngitis.

Liam said he was sick. He just had a bitch cough.

by Tyler’s girl is flat March 6, 2019

Stall cough

Stall Cough: A sound made while sitting on a public toilet to let a newly entered patron know someone else is in the bathroom.

To avoid an accidental stall entry, John stall coughed when he heard someone enter the bathroom.

by OJD1 May 29, 2018