couch shit

Something hidden right under you, prepared to ruin the moment in an instant upon discovery.

Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.

by Dunny Deelicious March 22, 2007

Busted Couch

Extremely Hairy Vaginal Area

Man, I was so shocked that the chick I hit last night had a Busted Couch! She looked to be clean...

by PDOPR October 8, 2008

moving the couch

When two people are having anal sex, but beforehand the receiver drops a huge deuce, and afterward the deuce is put back in.

Q: Hey, heard you and Mary were moving the couch last night
A: Yeah, but she'd eaten at Panda Express earlier so we had to use the pastry bag to get it back in the door.

by Dr. Orpheus July 15, 2009

couch test

A sexual variation on an actor's screen test. This refers to the practice of directors/producers requiring actresses who wish to be in their films to have sex with them, usually on the office couch.

Director (to Producer): I'm not sure she has the chops to get cast in the film, but she sure looks like a candidate for a couch test.

by DocJohnson3 April 25, 2012

fat on the couch

Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing.

Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.

1) Yeah, so the Steelers are on tv and my dad's all fat on the couch... so I dont think I can get a ride out with you.

2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.

by D Clem November 1, 2005

Couch slouch

Hanging out on the couch, not doing anything productive.

Why don't you come over for a couch slouch on Saturday?

by thinkswell February 5, 2010

Blinking Couch

A sex move in which the active parties compete in a staring competition whilst having sex missionary style on a couch

Dude I just lost while doing the blinking couch with your mom

by SirLongSchlong January 17, 2011