chubby coon

Used to call a person clumsy,fat or just plain out stupid
also used to call raccoons fat

*Les go right now ye chubby coon!*
*look dad. a chubby coon*

by Nahlimaar January 19, 2016

rabid coon

When getting head, cum all over the girl's mouth to give the appearance of foaming at the mouth or rabies. Then proceed to cock slap her until she has two black eyes and looks like a racoon.

Melissa always had buckteeth, but after I gave her a rabid coon everyone thought she was a racoon.

by drummer56 July 11, 2006

Coons Age

A coons age is any time frame that has taken place in the past regardless of duration. This way you can drop country swag to identify and period of past time frame.

The english language needs more words like Fuck, interchangeable and always fits into any context. I havent updated this fucking website in a coons age, even though i just did.

That's the kind of coons age swag droppage this country needs.

i reckon i haven't been to the bar in a coons age.

I havent trimmed my eye brows in a coons age
your mom used to come to my house daily, seems like a coons age ago and it was only yesterday.

by Coony McCoonsage December 13, 2015

coon crop

A term used to describe particularly potent marijuana. It is often used along with the terms "coon high" and "nigged out".

Matt: "Let's smoke some coon crop nig!"
Brian: "I'm already way to coon high from that last joint."
Alex: "Yeah, I'm nigged out!!"

by Haglife May 13, 2010

coon-poo

Verb - the instant and mega release of one's bowels after seeing something as frightening as a 50 pound raccoon barreling down the street towards you.

Noun - A massive pile of poo that has just been expelled from one's body after seeing something frightening.

"I was so scared when you grabbed me from behind, I thought I was going to coon-poo!"

by 6-Street September 6, 2008

coon hound

A type of American scent hound that was bred to hunt racoons (or "coons"), opossums, and bobcats that try to escape up into the trees. Foxhounds, on the other hand, chase foxes, who try to escape into their dens in the ground. There are many different breeds of coon hounds, and their appearance can vary greatly. Many "fox hunters" in the US South actually hunt with coon hounds.

My aunt in Georgia does a lot of fox hunting with her horse and her coon hounds.

by norton2012 January 26, 2013

coon and goon

An Australian wine and cheese night. It provides an opportunity for the youth to experience the finer things in life. It usually involves copious amounts of terrible wine, mixed with ungodly amounts of Kraft cheese singles.

Oi brev. I'm feeling a bit classy tonight, how about we get the gang together for a coon and goon night?

by Goonlord August 10, 2016