Classical Chinese

A language no longer used but what Chinese people are forced to study in school
It is overall considered as the same subject as modern Chinese
IT IS TORTURE STUDYING THIS
it's like Shakespeare but TEN TIMES WORSE

A: Did you memorize what the Classical Chinese verbs mean in modern Chinese? We have a test today.
B: NOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T REVISE!!!!!!! I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!!!

by at least a human October 31, 2022

Classic Dakota

when Dakota does something classic. when he does something that only Dakota does.

"Dakota why are you kissing your book" "classic Dakota"

by levyyyyy November 4, 2022

ClassicCygnus

The world's worst synapse V3 user

These stupid ClassicCygnusiggers need to speed up their coin mining.

by sungjinwoovsmudockyatho November 8, 2022

Classical Excretion

The act of listening to classical music whilst pooping.

I love to practice classical excretion with my friends and family.

by s0upyx September 19, 2023

Classic triangle

the unfunny thing we call a triangle with all 60 degrees

That is a classic triangle, not an equilateral triangle.

by skrunkle the fake one October 24, 2023

Classical.exe_minus

An ai with the form of sonic that fucks up peoples computers

Classical.exe_minus is a pretty fuckin epic dude

by Sparkle_gelatine October 30, 2023

Modern Classic Rock

Newer songs by artists who rose to fame in the "Classic Rock Era"

"Beautiful Day", "Vertigo" by U2; "Jaded", "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" by Aerosmith; "It's My Life", "We Weren't Born To Follow" by Bon Jovi are all modern classic rock.

by Mr. 911 July 7, 2011