Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)
sergey's brain cells
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)
sergey's brain cells
by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020
When a normal or below average looking dude has a hella’ dick and knows how to use it. It must be both big in size and a great fuck to meet the requirement.
See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.
See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.
Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.
by Girthmiester February 28, 2025
by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019
by yung rage March 05, 2019
Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?
Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
by kopykopykopy December 23, 2011
Cell's Bois is a massive impenidation of incramation and depicatitatingness of a deprecatitaviation wordings.
by Semperitationary December 22, 2018
"If you lock someone in a cell and no one talks to him they would be better off that in the public education" ~ Flat Eather
Hym "I highly doubt I'm the rule rather than the exception. And in my defense I have the equivalent of like 9 years worth of college level psychology courses under my belt. That isn't really 'sitting in a cell and doing nothing.' 10 if you count the sex therapist stuff...
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024