Ugly Card

When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.

“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya”
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”

by IFuckPenguins June 7, 2020

FUSIMUD card

The card left behind when the postmen cannot deliver your package.

Fuck You Sorry I Missed U Dickhead

OH great Australia Post left me the FUSIMUD card

by Habura123 June 18, 2016

Card Reader

noun
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.

Check out that card reader, she really needs to pull her pants up.

by CaptainKen September 16, 2014

Bahiyyih Card

Bahiyyih card refers to having the impact to make the final lineup of a survival show, ranking No. 1 in 115 countries despite not being given enough screen time. Most often used when survival show watchers are desperate for their picks to make the final lineups,

Praying that (Insert name) will pull a Bahiyyih Card.

by Neuville August 24, 2023

Covid Card

What companies do to lessen overhead even if they were able to be open the entire time. The reasoning sounds good, yet we all know the truth, it's about the almighty dollar this time

Holiday Inn Express in Austintown, Ohio uses the Covid Card to close the pool and hot tub at 9 PM (2 hours earlier) even though nobody will be cleaning it until the AM anyways. Normally when Maintenance comes in at 8.

by mormdavid June 24, 2020

The yes card

This card. Even more powerful than the "No" card. It acts as a "No you"

The yes card. Even more powerful than the No card. It acts as a "No you

you can do anything, because yes. I can counter the no card, because "yes".

by Rip_Player January 13, 2023

The family card

Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.

Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”

Friend” oh I’m sorry “

by Tokiko Tsuji January 11, 2020