Canada's History

A sexual act where a Man pours Maple Syrup on his genitals untill it hardens. Then he beats your mate senseless. NO BLOOD NO FOUL!
Yo man, did you see Julie with that black eye, i think Dave gave her a lesson in Canada's History last night.
by Mad Mikey Ball Hog February 05, 2010
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A sexual act where the male performs vaginal penetration on a woman from behind(Referred to as "The Mountie"), while simultaneously putting both hands into the female's anus(called "The Moose Antlers").

Coffee from Tim Horton's is optional.
Dan performed Canada's History with Jan and now she'll be in the ER for 6-10 weeks.
by StormX February 05, 2010
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A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Canada's History is so depraved that you can't say it on TV
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canada's history

a sexual act involving taking a trophy and putting it in a woman's vagina, dripping maple syrup all over her, half drowning her in it, and then making her wear moose antlers
last night i gave a girl a canada's history
by hachihachi February 07, 2010
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Canada's History

a sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
me and my girlfriend did Canada's History last night and now she won't talk to me.
by rufus Schmidt February 05, 2010
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Canada's History

Placeing ice on one's testicles and pouring maple syrup on the penis, while perfroming falacio.
My balls were so numb because of that Canada's History I got last night. My pubic hair is still sticky.
by Venbert Colsteph February 06, 2010
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An absolutely depraved sex act that is illegal in 24 countries worldwide. Involves maple syrup, the Stanley Cup and moose antlers. Once the said items are assembled and a Shop Vac rented, the debauchery begins. The act of Canada's History generally begins by lubricating the chosen orifice liberally with maple syrup. The owner of the now syrupy orifice is then strapped to the Stanley Cup and has the moose antlers affixed to his/her/it's head via the leftover syrup. Participants (generally 2-14 people/Canadian animals) then sled down a hill while engaging in a wild syrupy orgy.
"I'm not gay, but if Stephen Colbert asked me to Canada's History with him I'd be down like a dress on prom night."
by Canada'sOfficialHistorian February 15, 2010
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