radical cabbage

When something is so awesomely done that even if it would normally be lame, it is highly entertaining and or impressive.

Jeez Steve you stack those books like its nobody's business!, it's totally radical cabbage.

by Rubiks Juggler July 23, 2010

Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018

Shredding the Cabbage

When snowboarding, one shreds the cabbage by being the Gnardog.

Dude! You were totally shredding the cabbage out there.

Yeah Gnardog, I fer sure shredded the cab.

by Shivit April 9, 2009

cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl

Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch

by whatisit April 19, 2005

cabbage

Implausibly large sprout. Quite scary.

That cabbage is looking at me, please make it stop.

by cactuscat September 16, 2006

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!

by Chetchez October 21, 2010

cabbage

type of marijuana that you can eat, it is often eaten to get you body stoned, usually only the parts that can't be smoked are eaten, this includes the stalks

i must have looked like such a freak, just sitting there eating cabbage from my pouch

by turnip whore April 6, 2007