Is when you put a miniature #99 Wayne Gretzky jersey on your cock, then pull your foreskin over another dude's circumsized penis which has a miniature #66 Mario Lemieux jersey on and dock with him; while being watched by a Sasquatch, Brian Mulroney, and the Blue Nose.
"Hey remember on July 1st when those two guys showed us Canada's History."
"Those two dudes aren't gay they just like Canada's History."
"Those two dudes aren't gay they just like Canada's History."
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The second largest country in the world. Home of many famous actors, inventors and heroes of our time. Also, home to the most outrageous stereotypes I've ever heard.
No, we do not say "eh" after every second word. No, we don't live in igloos. No, we do not idolize or deteste (whatever the opinion) our American neighbors. We have free health care. We don't like participating in war. People all over the country have a different way of saying things, same as in the USA. There are some of us, who are billigual( I am partially), but not all of us speak french. Not every Canadian is hockey obsessed or plays it (I do). We don't drink every hour of the day, seven days a week. We are nice, polite, caring people that just want to be friends!
The only reason I wrote this is because I am disgusted with some of the opinions people have posted here on urbandictionary.com. I agree with other Canadians, and other Americans, that Canada is not so different than the USA.
No, we do not say "eh" after every second word. No, we don't live in igloos. No, we do not idolize or deteste (whatever the opinion) our American neighbors. We have free health care. We don't like participating in war. People all over the country have a different way of saying things, same as in the USA. There are some of us, who are billigual( I am partially), but not all of us speak french. Not every Canadian is hockey obsessed or plays it (I do). We don't drink every hour of the day, seven days a week. We are nice, polite, caring people that just want to be friends!
The only reason I wrote this is because I am disgusted with some of the opinions people have posted here on urbandictionary.com. I agree with other Canadians, and other Americans, that Canada is not so different than the USA.
I may be the stereotypical Canadian, along with Bob & Doug McKensie.
I play and love hockey, I am partially bilingual, and, if I were of age, I'd probably like to have a drink one in a while.
I Love Canada, eh!
I play and love hockey, I am partially bilingual, and, if I were of age, I'd probably like to have a drink one in a while.
I Love Canada, eh!
by danihockeygirl September 28, 2009
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Get the skin chandalier mug.During sex, when the man lies on top of the woman and doesn't do much. Much like how Canada is on top of the US, but when compared to the US, Canada appears to not do much.
by Unhappy Canadian July 26, 2011
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Reasons to love Canada:
1. We invented Hockey.
2. We invented Basketball.
3. We invented Lacrosse.
4. We invented the poutine.
5. We invented the zipper.
6. We get free health care.
7. Our elections only take one day.
8. We have the second largest country on Earth.
9. Our beer is amazing.
10. Tim Hortons owns Dunkin Donuts.
11. A&W owns anything else.
12. Much Music owns MTV.
13. Our flag looks cool.
14. It's easy to score weed.
15. It's easy to score poon.
16. The minimum drinking age is 18, not 21.
17. We have cleaner water.
18. We have cleaner air.
19. Eh? Sounds better than, huh?
20. Seth Rogen is Canadian.
21. Jim Carrey is Canadian.
22. Mike Myers is Canadian.
23. Wayne Gretzky is Canadian.
24. Louis Riel is Canadian.
25. We have lots of polar bears.
26. We have lots of geese.
27. We have lots of moose.
28. We aren't as crowded as the U.S.
29. The immigration system works.
30. The political system works.
31. The employment system works.
32. Our government is better than the U.S.
33. French sounds cooler than Spanish.
34. It's easier to make money in Canada.
35. The people in Canada are nice.
36. Way less racism.
37. Good education opportunities.
38. We have a crazy drink: The Bloody Caesar.
39. It's beautiful to drive through Canada.
40. The girls are AMAZING!
Also, where else on Earth will the temperature range from -40°C to 40°C?
Reasons to love Canada:
1. We invented Hockey.
2. We invented Basketball.
3. We invented Lacrosse.
4. We invented the poutine.
5. We invented the zipper.
6. We get free health care.
7. Our elections only take one day.
8. We have the second largest country on Earth.
9. Our beer is amazing.
10. Tim Hortons owns Dunkin Donuts.
11. A&W owns anything else.
12. Much Music owns MTV.
13. Our flag looks cool.
14. It's easy to score weed.
15. It's easy to score poon.
16. The minimum drinking age is 18, not 21.
17. We have cleaner water.
18. We have cleaner air.
19. Eh? Sounds better than, huh?
20. Seth Rogen is Canadian.
21. Jim Carrey is Canadian.
22. Mike Myers is Canadian.
23. Wayne Gretzky is Canadian.
24. Louis Riel is Canadian.
25. We have lots of polar bears.
26. We have lots of geese.
27. We have lots of moose.
28. We aren't as crowded as the U.S.
29. The immigration system works.
30. The political system works.
31. The employment system works.
32. Our government is better than the U.S.
33. French sounds cooler than Spanish.
34. It's easier to make money in Canada.
35. The people in Canada are nice.
36. Way less racism.
37. Good education opportunities.
38. We have a crazy drink: The Bloody Caesar.
39. It's beautiful to drive through Canada.
40. The girls are AMAZING!
Also, where else on Earth will the temperature range from -40°C to 40°C?
by Trogdor4 July 23, 2009
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