bryan castillo

doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.

Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.

Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.

by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021

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A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him at fun-sized. Highly intelligent, weirdly wise, and always two steps ahead—usually in an argument he started. Thinks deeply, feels strongly, and yells occasionally… like a philosophical Napoleon with a Wi-Fi connection.

Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.

“Bryan just told me the meaning of life and then rage-quit over a group text. Classic Bryan.”

by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025

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Bryan is a tall and skinny boy, known for being lazy and crying a lot. is always hungry, is a good person and likes to buy you food but complains and will throw it in your phone. doesn’t have good friends and hangs with the wrong people and likes to get himself in trouble. A Bryan is also known for skipping work and gets bored of a job easily and switches jobs constantly and wants money quickly will do anything for it.

person one, “Wheres Bryan?”
person two, “The crybaby”

by percyla1134 November 21, 2021

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