goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.

Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?

by Spartae July 27, 2013

Bread Country

A region with a large inbred population or a history of such.

I’m taking a trip down to bread country this summer.

by sauceless_ June 22, 2019

chewing bread

Eating out a girl who isn't into it.

"Bro, this bitch last night wasn't having it. I was totally chewing bread."

by Golgobot April 12, 2014

bread story

A story that has no significance and no real point.

A: "One day, me and my grandad, we made bread"
E: "That was such a bread story. lol."

by Bandages, JellyBean and Penguin February 28, 2008

Bread Bowl

When a female closes her thighs tightly and her partner poors lobster bisque in the area between her thighs and crotch. Her partner then eats the bisque face first.

For added fun, try the atomic bread bowl. It’s the same idea, only the parter drinks the bisque through a straw stuck in the thighs on the ass side.

“Oh baby give me a bread bowl.”
“I would but we’re out of lobster bisque”

by PIBJoe June 9, 2018

Bread Game

The Bread Game consists in a group of four or more men gathering around a bread in the floor while they all masturbate at the same time. The last men to ejaculate has to eat the bread full of cum as the others watch him eating.

Aw man, i can't believe i lost in the Bread Game, i had to eat that bread full of cum, it was horrible.

by VoidOnCrack September 9, 2021

foil bread

bread that is packaged in foil and sold at the market.

Get me some foil bread biatch!

by joejoe2 November 24, 2015