Brad

Brad, short for Bradley is an average white male with little to zero life ambition. A red neck, snuff chewing chest puffed cock. Poor hygene, undergroomed facial hair, bad teeth and style. Hairy. Doesnt have much to say and socially awkward. Likes to present himself as more than he is or does, lack of confidence. Boastful. Acts like an outstanding person and captain save america but has no morals or hesitation in breaking the rules.

Brad is a know it all

Brad is a law breaker

by kandidlybrutal June 29, 2018

Brad

The type of guy to never put in money for weed, constantly seen with a juul in his hand, only wears vineyard vine, and takes broshoots.

“That guy is such a Brad. “

“That guy looks like a duche, what’s his name?”

“Oh don’t talk to him dude, he is a total Brad. “

“Oh Fuck thanks bro. “

by pdiddyforshizzle June 29, 2018

Brad

A brad is a frat boy that drinks all the beer (preferably natural light) he thinks he’s huge and constantly screams Saturday’s are for the boys even when it’s not Saturday, he also has to wear only vineyard vines dress shirts, Patagonia, and sperrys, his father will also most definitely be a lawyer that will sue you.

Wow look at this brad over here shotgunning that beer, I hope he crashed his Jeep Wrangler he’s such a douche.

by Chris karalekas July 22, 2018

Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.

“I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”

by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018

Bent Knee Brad

A skinny male with knees that arch backwards while standing in an upright position.

Hey look there's bent Knee brad , he loves them slam hogs!

by Smith salvages August 4, 2018

Brad

Complete dickhead, who has no self control when it comes taking his best friends crush.

Omg it’s a brad

by Annoying psycho bitch August 24, 2018

Brad (disability)

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.

"Oh shit, you can tell he has brad (disability). Only a snapchat filter could make him look cute."

by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019