brad

a no good guy who is out to kill you in your sleep the man is insane

brad is sneaky hes in your room whach out

by big white kidddd!!!!!!! February 22, 2019

Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.

Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.

by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024

Brad Keselowski

The act of winning this race.

'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds

by StanTheManG December 9, 2024

Brad

Massive horse shlong bearing individual, not to be confused with Chad. Loves gay anal of the animal kind and has a friend named John.

He is such a Brad

by Gega Nega :/ December 28, 2020

Brad Paisley

Kick ass country singer from West Virginia and he is fucking peng 👌

I do like myself a bit of Brad Paisley

by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022

brad

The guy who finished your last juul pod, the guy who plays gods plan 10 times at a party, the kid who leaves his house with all Patagonia on.

Brad is that guy

by DONTBEABRAD May 17, 2018

The Brad Flip

Being and absolute fucking retard and combining acid, coke, lean, xans, and weed.

Some retard who did the brad flip: bro i brad flipped so fucking hard i almost died

by tekkstasy November 7, 2023