Meat Bong

The act of having the tip of your cock sucked, while receiving a hand job, then having your testicles lit on fire after they have most likely been soaked in a flammable liquid or material

Hey man I got to try out a Meat Bong last night! "Really? How was it?" IT FUCKING HURT!!

by Some guy from the DRAKWEB August 30, 2017

Dong Bong

A sex move where two people get high and one lights the other's dick and balls on fire.

"God, my balls still hurt. We did the Dong Bong last night."

by Natsfroh April 10, 2022

Biggle bong

An insult a old man would make to try and offend you for stepping on his grass, of course you have no idea what it means but what it actually means is fuck you bitch so yeah...

"GET OFF MY LAWN, BIGGLE BONG!"

by donkey nuts yum balls February 8, 2022

Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Bong Sewage

The burnt, wet, smells like a moldy cum sock weed that clogs up the stem of your bowl on your bong.

Give me a paper clip so I can scrape out the nasty bong sewage.

by Peachy Boi May 20, 2020

bong cat

A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.

Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!

by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018

Bong Donkey

When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.

Someone that is a massive stoner.

“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”

by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019