bong cat

A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.

Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!

by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018

Bong Song

A random jingle, tune, carol, song, anthem, ballad, or shanty made while intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.

"Man Colin was messed up on hash at the party last night, he made up this crazy Bong Song." "Hashish, Hashish, it's illegal but I love it!"

by hashweeddopesongbirds July 5, 2009

bong goggles

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting

I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.

by grasshiphopper November 29, 2014

Meat Bong

The act of having the tip of your cock sucked, while receiving a hand job, then having your testicles lit on fire after they have most likely been soaked in a flammable liquid or material

Hey man I got to try out a Meat Bong last night! "Really? How was it?" IT FUCKING HURT!!

by Some guy from the DRAKWEB August 30, 2017

Bong Wa

A big thunderstorm

Damn that bong wa is getting close. We should take cover.

by LocoMan June 26, 2023

Bong Sewage

The burnt, wet, smells like a moldy cum sock weed that clogs up the stem of your bowl on your bong.

Give me a paper clip so I can scrape out the nasty bong sewage.

by Peachy Boi May 20, 2020

piss bong

a piss bong is just like your average bong but the twist is that you replace the water with piss. Any piss can be used.

Bro A: Hey man! Wanna take a hit?
Bro B: yo.. u need to clean that the water’s yellow..
Bro A: nah man it’s a piss bong!
Bro B: I think we need to see other people.

by pseudonym shmeudonym March 5, 2022