Troll Bogey

When you’re about to score a bogey in golf, but then a hole troll grabs your golf ball and throws it to the beginning of the course.

“I was about to hit a record low in golf, but I got hit with a troll bogey.”

by carpathianwizard February 10, 2023

hedge bogeys

Seeds of the Cleaver plant that often get stuck in dogs’ fur.

“The dog has lots of hedge bogeys after her walk.”

by aoadneiehfhidjwbwkdjcbdb September 3, 2023

Klashnikov Boghos

Sexist man in Bourj Hammoud who fights with turks and blows up cafes with his grenade.

look its klashnikov boghos *boom*

by BlligKing777 November 2, 2024

Pulled a Boehner

Ruin the faith and credit of your entire nation, just so some oligarch billionaires can see less zeroes on their tax forms, and then cry about how you love your nation soooo much.

Dude, I heard an ultra-nationalist member of Parliament in the homeland just pulled a Boehner out of his ass. His face is wet, and now we're all totally screwed!

by Science Lover July 31, 2011

pull a Boehner

to make a an egregious and uncompromising mistake. one that that will publicly affect your career, the careers of your peers and colleagues, your political party, your country, its standing in the world, and maybe the world itself.

the speaker of the house pull a Boehner and now the world has ended.

by Uncle SAM October 6, 2013