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Blowjob

To place a man's penis inside another person's (female or male's) mouth. Massaging the penis with the tongue, take the penis DEEP inside, balls deep, usually holding it there.
This was Aaron's first blowjob from another guy. 'Had always wondered what it was like, and now his friend Tom, decided to show him. After going down on him repeatedly, massaging his balls, then swirling his tongue around Aaron's heavy ball-sack, Aaron let go with a HUGE load. Tom slurped it up, swallowing every drop.

Aaron: OMG! NOW I know why they say DUDES give better head!

Tom: <wink> DAMN RIGHT! Mmmm. You tasted good, too!
by Irish8inches February 21, 2010
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Wriggly Blowjob

During the act of oral sex, the man will stuff 1 or more worms in his dick hole.
During a blowjob, the man will ejaculate, leading to pressure, resulting in the garden critters to spew into the woman's mouth along with the sperm.
The lady will either swallow, chew or if unaware of the situation spit and serverily mutilate the man.
Good example:
"Yummy, the best wriggly blowjob since I was in that Asian strip club!"
Bad example:
"WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FUCKING CUNT FACE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JIZZ WORMS YOU FREAK!"
by Cunty_McCuntface May 25, 2017
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arizona blowjob

When you get a blowjob from someone whose lips are so chapped, it's like fucking a cactus.
Girl so dehydrated she gives Arizona blowjobs.
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bulemic blowjob

The act French kissing your partner immediately after a servere purging episode
My wine was tasting great until my girlfriends bulemic blowjob.
by TheWop March 6, 2015
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Egyptian blowjob

A blowjob for huge dicks. The dick is held by both hands and gets topped of with a mouth, while the mouth is used to suck the huge dick the hands are there to assistance the mouth by moving back and forth.
I am sorry babe, but the only way this boy is gonna cum is by giving it an Egyptian blowjob.
by Harvardictonary April 14, 2021
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Blowjob Client

In client services, a client for whom you would bend over backwards, take a financial loss, or otherwise get on your knees for the sake of maintaining professional goodwill.

A client may obtain blowjob status for various reasons, including but not limited to:

- Agency's desire to keep a reputable brand name on the client roster
- Agency's need to fend off other agencies willing to give blowjobs
They want us to expand the scope of work.
- Do we have budget for that?
No, but they're a blowjob client, so we'll eat the extra cost.
by BananaCan May 28, 2012
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Micro-blowjob

A shallow fellatio involving physical contact between the giver’s lips and the tip of the receiver’s penis. Aka, lip to tip action.
Wow, Jessy’s so shy she only agreed to give me a micro-blowjob last night!
by Old_Wizard August 28, 2020
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