gear blindness

When an artist that uses tools in his work starts focusing more on the tools used, often to the point of obsession, rather than the finished product.

See also GAS, Guitar Acquisition Syndrome.
I didn't get anything new recorded last week, had gear blindness from shopping around for new studio monitors.
by jacke747 August 08, 2006
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venitian blinds

Venitian blinds refers to uncirmcumcised penises... because you have to "keep pulling them back".
They had "venitian blinds" which meant you had to keep pulling them back to keep the equipment in full view.
by Derek Lamar September 01, 2006
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Blind Vision

A person who cannot see. They are naive and dumb and possibly easily brainwashed. Useful idiot, a tool. Confused. Delusional in their reality.
Most humans today suffer from Blind Vision.
by WorseThanHitler January 07, 2021
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blind zebra

While doing your girl doggy-style you switch back and forth between holes, disregarding any screams or attempts to stop this action. The whole time you moan like a zebra.
Joan was totally being a bitch the other day so I decided to blind zebra her while having sex. Now she can barely walk straight AND has a yeast infection.
by kfree October 24, 2007
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blind ass

a blind asshole
used when ya too fuckin lazy to say "you blind asshole"
shut yo fuckin mouth you blind ass!
by Tyrell James November 01, 2004
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blind mummy

While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.
Guy:Oh yeah!!!!
Girl: Did you finish??
Guy: Boulla, in da face!
Girl: uhhhhhh!!!!
by Scroat Dog July 21, 2003
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fruit blindness

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.
Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.
by M B I May 15, 2009
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