Bleeding Donut

When you've had way too much hot sauce for your own good and your ass is bleeding from shitting so much. It is also so inflamed that if you were to shit just one more time you may end up in reconstructive rectum surgery.

Julie: are you ok? you've been shitting for about half an hour now, do you need an ambulance?

Damian: I ate way too many burritos last night, I swear i have a bleeding donut right now

by JulieLafleur March 18, 2010

Bleeder

A bleeder is a person who takes off people, either money or resources and drains them like a parasite would.

That guy doesn't work much he just takes off others he's a right bleeder!

by summit junkie October 4, 2016

eyes bled

Used to describe someone who has bloodshot eyes, usually a result of recent drug use.

Yo son, your eyes bled. Here, use my clear eyes.

by Street Poet January 9, 2005

cheese bleed

When your cock starts to bleed due to a very toothy blowjob (usually performed by amateurs) or if you should ever happen to somehow cut your cock (ouch) it can be referred to as cheese bleeding. Also it can be used as a code to keep said cheese-bleeding a secret, usually from girls. Funny that. hmmmm.

Guy 1: oh my word, im in so much pain after that cheese-bleeding contest the mrs decided to have last night.

Guy 2: too much info dude!!

Guy 1's Mrs: wtf is a cheese bleed? I only remember going down on you last night and watching a film.

Guy 1: its nothing love, good blow job by the way

Guy 2: Hahahahaha

by hi11m4n August 4, 2010

Epic Nose Bleed

1. When something so epic happens that you get a nose bleed.
2. A nose bleed triggered by epicness.
3. Blood draining from the nose after something epic has happend.
4. When something of epic perportion activates a nose bleed.

Guy 1: Dude...Your nose is bleeding!
Guy 2: I know man!
Guy 1: It's an epic nose bleed.

by Ilanea June 11, 2011

Bleeding Heart

see also emocrats....
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Or as I like to call them bleeding-ass liberals!!!!

A Bleeding Heart is someone who is so emo and so politically correct that they are frozen and can do nothing but practice yoga until they can achieve the flexability to lick their own ass and suck their own balls.
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they are complete douchebags and idiots...

by I'm not amused by them December 28, 2005

Bleeder's

60 mg OxyContin pills that are colored red. When you take the red coding off of the pill with your mouth to erase the time release it runs off and bleeds.

ME: Yo Im tryin to take a trip to Ocean City right about now , you know what Im sayin ?

You: Yeah I feel ya , my dudes got some bleeder's let go

Me: yessir

by sniffelzzz December 16, 2010