Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Blaine

the person that no matter what happens you will always find your way back to each other

Blaine: I’m glad we friends again
You: yeah after all we went through

by Lowkeylovewrestlibg November 12, 2025

lame blaine

the act of being super lame.

he's sending mixed signals again.

ughh what a lame blaine.

by badteacher March 27, 2011

A Blaine V

When you shit into your partners hands and in return the shit in yours and you then continue to rub the shit all over one another’s body’s, and then continue have anal while a man called David watches.

“My boyfriend was giving me a Blaine V last night! It was exquisite!”

by ian69420 December 8, 2020

Cocaine Blaine

King of the North Philly Badlands, heir to the Scottish Lowlands, Overlord of cocaine, and big trappa, King Blaine

Cocaine Blaine, that’s my dawg, I call him up to house this slut. We gon fuck her in da back of the bus, and fill her nose up full of dust.

by King Blaine August 5, 2023

I_Am_Blaine35

mega fortnite player hardcore gamer

my son is a real I_Am_Blaine35.

by niqqabean December 17, 2022