strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.

Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.

by stateworkers July 25, 2015

Bender

Bender means that you are feeling super great and just can’t explain how good you feel. It’s a fun word y
To use instead of bettter.

I am feeling bender.
Do you feel better

by Isabella lynn martinez January 31, 2021

Bennett bender

The act of taking your friend bennett and bending him over an object, usually a bed or a table, and aggressively smashing his behind until ejaculation.

God bennett pissed me off, gotta throw him in a bennett bender later

by Whatsthatmean July 26, 2025

Bender

Freddie goodwin

Freddie goodwin is a bender

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

Bendered

Getting scammed

Did you hear Jason got (bendered) last night by Stripper?

by BlackLung09 September 30, 2021

Bender (soccer slang)

A player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. When he is passed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.

Legend: Did you see him at break!? he got injured!
Dude: Haha what a Bender (soccer slang)

by BuxtonWater May 7, 2015

Beaner Bender

A bender, lasting at least two days, consisting of consuming nothing but things of Mexican nature, whether it be food, media, or drinks.

Man, Rudy has only eaten Taco Bell, drank Dos Equis, and listened to Fuerza Regida for the last 3 days. He’s been on a real Beaner Bender.

by NOTMYTEMPO January 30, 2024