wet bagel

pissing in a girl's ass during anal sex

I heard you gave your girlfriend a wet bagel last night.
Ohh, she just got wet bageled!

by mediacrazy July 10, 2010

Dirty Bagel

The act of spreading cream cheese around the hole of a bagel and then preceding to rape the bagel.

Chris couldn't get any tang last night so he went to the kitchen and made a dirty bagel.

by Jimmythefish150 August 11, 2010

Cig Ol Bameltoe

A sneaky way of saying big ol cameltoe. similar to tig ol bitties.

Example 1: Damn, did you see that chick in those tight sweats? She had a Cig Ol Bameltoe!

Example 2: Damn, did you see that big ass black lady her Cig ol Bameltoe could fit a small kitten.

by Crippled Toast November 16, 2011

Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese

When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!

Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.

by PBare & MPBhaus October 17, 2008

Bagel House

The place in which Jews worship the torah and have Barmitzvahs.

"He son, look at those little baglets running into the bagel house."

"In other news.... The local Bagel House was burned down by dirkas."

by DfDsummit23 January 7, 2009

Baelationship

When two are causally talking. The step before making the things official as boyfriend&girlfriend. The title between to "Baes"

Rjay and Nahj Baelationship is just the cutest.😍

by Jizzme47 July 22, 2014

Bagels

Whe two people are bae goals, you refer to them as bagels.

Kim and Kanye are bagels.

by Tog 0 five September 14, 2016