home baked

When during a sports competition the game is called unfairly in the favor of the home team.

Those refs must have been paid a shit load to call such a bad game, that away team got home baked.

by Ko Jordan December 13, 2007

Baking the Chicken

Baking the Chicken. "When someone covers themselves and a slip and slide with oil. Next they cover the slide with cocaine and use the slide. They now look like a piece of Battered the Chicken. Then in the second period, they "bake" themselves by consuming a large amount of marijuana while the cocaine enters their bloodstream through their skin pores and different orifices."

Q:"Hey what are doing this week?"

A:"We are going to be Baking the Chicken this week. You in?"

by oboehobo November 5, 2011

Bake Sale

Right before leaving your vehicle you let a nasty fart rip and close the door before it has a chance to air out. Upon returning to your vehicle hours later the aroma is still just as strong as it had a chance to bake.

I was going to catch a ride home with John but he had a bake sale.

by NuckFuggets January 8, 2014

Clam Bake

A occasion where there are too many women at a party.

:: Note ::

This word should never be uttered by a strait man.

" God Trisha, this place is a freaking Clam Bake. Let's go to a Frat party."

by Lisbonic July 29, 2004

baked face

when you or someone is so stoned that you have the most fucked face with redeye etc.

"oi Baked face!"
"dude your such a bakedface!"

by gregizzle May 5, 2006

bake the jelly

when you bust your nut up in a bitch and she don't wash it out. that shit stay up in there! and it smell rank!

1) after a quickie, bitch dress up quick and don't wash and dude is like "bitch, you just gonna have to bake the jelly."

2) when jeff brings in cupcakes that his wife baked and chidi was like "how the fuck do they get the jelly in there?" and jason was like "they bake the jelly in the bitch!"

by chidi April 4, 2008

Baking Cake

In layman's terms, a colloquialism for sex (Eg. Getting Booty).

Thad: Hey I thought you were gonna be over to watch the game this after noon.
Tiberious: Sorry my man. Ms. Champagne and i got side tracked.
Thad: Baking cake I presume?
Tiberious: Only the finest.

by Negronomics February 7, 2015