Jew Bagel

A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.

Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!

by therealsuperman8 February 06, 2009

queef bagel

when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.

I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.

by scatterbox January 20, 2009

jesus bagel

A representation of Jesus, chewed by one person, then passed on to the next, in a spreading of the holy spirit.

Become a Christian, eat a Jesus Bagel:

non-christian1: I need Jesus, lets eat this bagel (jesus) Wow, Jesus tastes good. Here, have some Jesus. *spits it out and passes it to next person*
non-christian2: wow, Jesus does taste good. Partake my brother, partake. *spits it out and passes it to next person*

by Jayne the2nd June 24, 2006

Bagel Nipples

Aureoles that are equivalent to that of the size of a bagel.

Dude! -points at the computer- this chick has major bagel nipples!

by Billie Valentine aka LW June 13, 2010

onion bagel

a bagel with onions.....
the second awesome word to all words.

girl d00d, if you place onions on a bagel, do they become onion bagels?

boy why yes they do.

girl mmmmh, they sound tastey.

boy ew, your nasty. onion bagels are gross.

by alexisonfire. December 23, 2009

bagel hockey

act of playing with or having intercourse with a vagina aka the mine of insertion

i played bagel hockey with susan last night

by stykitin April 05, 2005

douche bagel

synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.

"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"

by Still Mandurr May 21, 2006