Hey john, im bored, wanna beat the back bacon record of 23secs? " Yeah ,sure. I know where they chill
by Daffron June 12, 2010
by andy_c_in_da_house September 26, 2006
The bacon condom; the act of thrusting one's erect penis into a woman's anus/vaginal opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. This is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. Upon ejaculation, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. Thus is formed, the bacon condom.
Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!
by By Kanada Scot December 03, 2013
a play on words with the term "pigs might fly"
this suggests that the character in question is full of shit. pigs dont have wings therefore no such bacon exists.
this suggests that the character in question is full of shit. pigs dont have wings therefore no such bacon exists.
by lord smurph July 26, 2008
A roblox meme. When you start playing Roblox, you will wear bacon hair. Bacon hair has been highly criticised for being the "worst hair on roblox."
by h2008 June 02, 2018
Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway
Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig
Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig
Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
by WatcherInc August 26, 2022
A pokemon belonging to the Sizzlipede/Centiskorch evolution line. They are long, flat, serpentine, and red, much like bacon and a snake had an illicit lovechild.
I wanted to win a battle with my mono grass team, but he threw out the bacon snake and it was all over.
by Asuka Was Here April 25, 2021