burnt canoli Share definition Flag a burnt canoli is when you sunburn your dick, cover it in chocolate, and put it in a canoli shell. mama Mia! ouch, I've sure got a burnt canoli. mama Mia!! burnt canoli by burntcanoli69 February 6, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the burnt canoli mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch