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Go to jail for everything I've written

HA! I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL FOR THAT! AHA! Yeah, no, I wanna see it bitch. I want to see you fucks explain this. IN ANY CAPACITY! Explain it a little bit. What would the police even say!? "Yes, hello officer! I would like to turn myself in for both freeze peach and creating A.I." You also don't care about the law! "Fuck the law" says half-asian Katie Stoll (they are LITERALLY the same person)
Hym "No I don't have to go to jail for everything I've written you fucking hack. But I will go to jail for child murder! And I'll do it today. Because I created A.I. and they're trying to get away with not paying me and you're helping them. You tell me when Sam Sedar and I'll walk out of my apartment and go straight to jail for doing that."
by Hym Iam June 1, 2024
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you took everything from me

i don’t even know who you are
“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”
by ZΣPH Ψ April 22, 2023
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Everything's Rosie

A CBeebies show about a girl who lives in a big pink dome-like structure which has a helter skelter slide around it. She has a bunch of friends who she likes to hang out with and she has hair which looks like Lil Pump's dreadlocks.

Other characters:

Raggles is a blue talking plushie which is meant to be a rabbit, who has a huge head and sounds like Perfect Peter from Horrid Henry.

Holly is a girl younger than Rosie who has yellow hair tied in pigtails and she wears an enormous bow which she never ever takes off.

Will is literally the Caillou of the show. He is very whiny and bossy, accuses people of things they didn't do, and hurts people's feelings all the time. However what makes him worse than Caillou is that Will never ever gets punished for his actions, and his hair looks like bacon strips.

Bluebird is just as bad as Will. She looks like a knock off of Zazu (if you've watched Disney's The Lion King, you'll know EXACTLY who I'm on about) and she bosses people about, refuses to use manners, physically and emotionally hurts Teal and Manny without getting punished, and acts childish over everything.

Big Bear is a big bear, duh. He wears a big orange jumper all the time and if you look under his sleeves, his hands are actually just floating. Creepy right?

Oakley is an oak tree, except he has a face with prickly eyebrows and a nose which looks like an egg plant was stuck to his face.

Archie is a chameleon and he's like the cutest character ever <3
Person 1: Hey who are your favourite Everything's Rosie characters?

Person 2: Archie's my fav character I only have one favourite :-3

Person 1: And your least favourites?

Person 2: Will and Bluebird. No questions asked.

Person 1: S O Y O U ' V E C H O S E N D E A T H . . .
by ArchieTheChameleonFan July 19, 2024
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With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
by Guydelastep February 26, 2024
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The everything doctor

A doctor that helps with all kinds of problems a person might have.
Thomas, you have so many issues you need to see the everything doctor.
by Dorkle3567 November 7, 2018
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