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owl in a bucket

A fib so intricate in details that one may question whether it is a lie. For instance, when a deceased owl winds up in a bucket, one tells a story of how the young owlet was being taught by its parents how to hunt, colliding with a phone phone, and meeting its demise in one yellow pail. The story is an absolute lie.
He said our neighbor started the fight with him, but that was owl in a bucket.
by ShoppingJ December 29, 2020
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day owl

A teenager who sits in their room all day with boy band posters play video games and watching T.V. Their only friends are internet friends.
My daughter is a day owl. All she does is sits in her room all day doing who knows what.
by pugglegirly April 24, 2017
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Lousy Owl

On the surface a good person, but underneath there's a dark side that's been repressed and is just waiting to come out. Usually from disagreement, or from alcohol, these people will turn from friendly to hateful and spiteful at the drop of a hat.

The kind of person that you can't believe beats his wife, that guy you don't drink with anymore, if you disagree in the slightest they become a very mean and spiteful person.
"Hoss is a great guy for the most part, but there's a lousy owl lurks in him."
"Watch out with them, that's a group of lousy owls"
by evil texan December 22, 2023
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owl watching

“Owl” symbolizes “hooters” aka “boobs” “Owl Watching” means staring at some chicks knockers.
Ricky: dude did you see that tits on that chick?
Jayme: yeah they had me owl watching for days.
by johnny_jizzle January 19, 2018
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OWL

Old White Lady.

A 50+ conservative woman on social media, essentially a Karen and Boomer combined, who harasses minorities online yet plays the victim card when challenged and yells at anyone with a hidden account as being a Russian spy. Despite being extremely conservative, they will often lie they are liberal.
Mexican: I was posting on Facebook that US policies are detrimental to Mexico and some psycho was yelling at me that I must be a Russian because she couldn't stalk my profile and how all accounts with Mexican names are fake.

African American: Oh she must be an OWL, aka an Old White Lady. They're the same type of racists who say they can make racist comments against African American men because they're women.
by NadoCaracara April 26, 2023
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owl in bowl

Like the bird, the owl. And bowl as in bowling.

When you put the owl in bowl, the owl is in bowl.
It’s not just any owl, this is the owl in bowl
by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025
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Magestic Owl

The greatest type of owl only surpassed in the animal kingdom by the liger. The Magestic Owl wins at life.
The Magestic Owl lives on Elephant Island, Antarctica
by Dmitch342345terwer November 15, 2011
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