by Matt Byrne December 29, 2007
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Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'
Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'
by theworldisforked February 26, 2020
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Get the ain't no trip mug.Southern American English phrase used when someone says something that is crass or offensive, but you aren't mad at them because it was also somewhat true or funny. You yourself didn't say it because you're just not quite fucked up enough to do so, but the other person is. Instead of telling the other person "How dare you!" or "That was a terrible thing to say!" you can just blithely remark, "You ain't right."
Jim: "Maybe this country wouldn't be so fucking fat if people went outside more often and ate less McDonald's. A few more ladies could at least start eating less."
Bob: "You ain't right, Jim."
Bob: "You ain't right, Jim."
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Get the I ain't mug.Used to bring a person back to reality about a recent terrible decision they have made. The person is often embarrassing or humiliating themselves and are completely unaware of how they are perceived. Dog is used in an affectionate but slightly condescending way to endear the person to trust the judgment of the speaker. Pairs nicely wit the No One: Not a soul: meme format
Feri G in 2019: Let me sing the national anthem like a drunk aunt witch
No one in her entourage: Nah, this ain't it dog.
No one in her entourage: Nah, this ain't it dog.
by Blinky Winky March 29, 2022
Get the This ain't it dog mug.Informing another party that a certain object, personality trait, person, dinner bill, bar tab, human baby, etc that does not belong to you OR would like to attempt to distance yourself from.
Waitress: "Thanks for coming in, guys. Here's the bill."
You: 'Ain't my baby". (friend pays the bill)
Doctor: "Congratulations, it's a boy". You: "Ain't my baby."
Cop: "Who's bag of booger sugar?" Kev: "Shit that ain't My Baby.'
You: 'Ain't my baby". (friend pays the bill)
Doctor: "Congratulations, it's a boy". You: "Ain't my baby."
Cop: "Who's bag of booger sugar?" Kev: "Shit that ain't My Baby.'
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