Ain't no Wiggity

When shit don't make sense

Ain't no wiggity I shouldn't have died right there!!!

by YoboiTG January 19, 2021

Ain't got no business catching feelings

I don't know if this means that he doesn't have a problem catching feelings, or if it means that he has problems with catching feeling

I ain't got no business catching feelings

by DiBlind April 12, 2018

Ain't My Baby

Informing another party that a certain object, personality trait, person, dinner bill, bar tab, human baby, etc that does not belong to you OR would like to attempt to distance yourself from.

Waitress: "Thanks for coming in, guys. Here's the bill."

You: 'Ain't my baby". (friend pays the bill)

Doctor: "Congratulations, it's a boy". You: "Ain't my baby."

Cop: "Who's bag of booger sugar?" Kev: "Shit that ain't My Baby.'

by amb69 May 15, 2025

You Ain't Right

Southern American English phrase used when someone says something that is crass or offensive, but you aren't mad at them because it was also somewhat true or funny. You yourself didn't say it because you're just not quite fucked up enough to do so, but the other person is. Instead of telling the other person "How dare you!" or "That was a terrible thing to say!" you can just blithely remark, "You ain't right."

Jim: "Maybe this country wouldn't be so fucking fat if people went outside more often and ate less McDonald's. A few more ladies could at least start eating less."

Bob: "You ain't right, Jim."

by MeaningChronicler February 10, 2025

Bitch that ain't the pointaaaa

Its like. U ask if she wants garlic bread, and shes like "ah my parents used to beat me up with garlic before. Oh sorry didnt mean to be in a pepega mood. I guess its cuz of my parents abuse teehee"

LIKE DO U WANT THE BREADA OR NOT? Bitch that ain't the pointaaaa

by catmanbrodude January 25, 2022

Ain't no count

Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.

"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."

by Wildn May 20, 2022

that dog ain't gonna hunt

That is a phrase a hunter may use or in general, a southern phrase meaning, "it's not gonna happen".

It's so cold outside;that dog ain't gonna hunt!" . Meaning, I ain't going out there, it's to cold.

by Venice Pandemic February 22, 2025